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Question for the ages

Post by Garf » Tue May 19, 2015 4:16 pm

Imagine that you are forced into an arranged marriage, but you get two options of who you can marry. One of these options is a mermaid/merman depending on your preferences, the other is a reverse mermaid/merman (Top half fish, bottom half human). Both of these are charming and are extremely compatible with you personality-wise.


There is no backing out of this. You have to choose one to be the love of your life until you die. Who do you pick?

I'd pick the Mermaid because fishes have weird mouths and i can't be dealing with that

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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Fabong » Tue May 19, 2015 4:18 pm

Mermaid every time. You've got to be able to talk to each other after all and fish don't hve vocal chords what's that all about. Also boobs.
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Kaeetayel » Tue May 19, 2015 4:30 pm

Mermaids rock yo

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Re: Question for the ages

Post by JenovaPX » Tue May 19, 2015 4:44 pm

But this isn't the question, stop watering it down for these guys. The real question is procreational sex, which do you go with?
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Vtheyoshi » Tue May 19, 2015 4:54 pm

JenovaPX wrote:But this isn't the question, stop watering it down for these guys. The real question is procreational sex, which do you go with?
If the mermaid has fish parts, there'd be more produced I guess
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Garf » Tue May 19, 2015 5:01 pm

Procreational sex is much easier with Mermaids, they lay their eggs outside the body, and then anything north of that is still fair game for non-procreational sex

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Re: Question for the ages

Post by JenovaPX » Tue May 19, 2015 5:02 pm

Except not all fish do that, seems legit that mermaids would be viviparous so no easy get out for you lamers.
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Kesskuron » Tue May 19, 2015 5:03 pm

If the fish part is the top half wouldn't they just flap about for a few minutes and suffocate
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Fabong » Tue May 19, 2015 5:09 pm

Kesskuron wrote:If the fish part is the top half wouldn't they just flap about for a few minutes and suffocate
I'm not sure you're treating this question with the seriousness it deserves
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Chocolate-Milk » Tue May 19, 2015 5:23 pm

Kesskuron wrote:If the fish part is the top half wouldn't they just flap about for a few minutes and suffocate
That's how I usually do it.
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by RichardUK » Tue May 19, 2015 5:26 pm

Merman, no one would like a giant fish head

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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Kesskuron » Tue May 19, 2015 5:37 pm

Fabong wrote:
Kesskuron wrote:If the fish part is the top half wouldn't they just flap about for a few minutes and suffocate
I'm not sure you're treating this question with the seriousness it deserves
I just want to know whether I need to invest in a diving suit before committing to this relationship
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Vtheyoshi » Tue May 19, 2015 5:38 pm

JenovaPX wrote:Except not all fish do that, seems legit that mermaids would be viviparous so no easy get out for you lamers.
Yeah but most of them do, which is why Garf assumed that I guess
Even then fish have shorter gestation cycles
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by D.J » Tue May 19, 2015 5:44 pm

I bet one of our resident weirdos will be choosing reverse mermaid at some point.
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by JenovaPX » Tue May 19, 2015 5:52 pm

Vtheyoshi wrote:
JenovaPX wrote:Except not all fish do that, seems legit that mermaids would be viviparous so no easy get out for you lamers.
Yeah but most of them do, which is why Garf assumed that I guess
Even then fish have shorter gestation cycles
Yeah but most don't have human halves. Also what relevance does shorter gestation cycles make to which one you have to screw?
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Garf » Tue May 19, 2015 5:53 pm

Kesskuron wrote:
Fabong wrote:
Kesskuron wrote:If the fish part is the top half wouldn't they just flap about for a few minutes and suffocate
I'm not sure you're treating this question with the seriousness it deserves
I just want to know whether I need to invest in a diving suit before committing to this relationship
Due to reasons she is able to live on land. She also has a normal human voice, just that she is a fish from the waist up

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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Met » Tue May 19, 2015 5:56 pm

Mermaid vs Reverse Mermaid is ALWAYS Mermaid. Big dumb fish face is too much.

Also boobs are amazing.

Also, is the mermaid inexplicably dressed as a clown or not? Is this just a creepy sex thing or are we going full Plague?
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Mr. EE » Tue May 19, 2015 6:12 pm

D.J wrote:I bet one of our resident weirdos will be choosing reverse mermaid at some point.
I bet it'll be resident weirdo Edd.
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by komodo joe » Tue May 19, 2015 6:25 pm

I trade the mermaid's voice to a sea witch for legs
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Edd » Tue May 19, 2015 6:46 pm

I choose reverse mermaid!
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by beansontoast » Tue May 19, 2015 7:05 pm

finally, someone who appreciates legs

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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Vtheyoshi » Tue May 19, 2015 7:13 pm

JenovaPX wrote:
Vtheyoshi wrote:
JenovaPX wrote:Except not all fish do that, seems legit that mermaids would be viviparous so no easy get out for you lamers.
Yeah but most of them do, which is why Garf assumed that I guess
Even then fish have shorter gestation cycles
Yeah but most don't have human halves. Also what relevance does shorter gestation cycles make to which one you have to screw?
yeah, ok that's true

In the end, this choice comes down to boobs or legs
Or fish face or fish vagina

You can't really win
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Flag » Tue May 19, 2015 7:16 pm

It depends on the variety of fish the other half was, because if it was an Ocean Sunfish I would build myself a rocket to the moon and escape because Ocean Sunfish are scary. Most things that live in the sea are, but especially Ocean Sunfish.
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Vtheyoshi » Tue May 19, 2015 7:20 pm

Flag wrote:It depends on the variety of fish the other half was, because if it was an Ocean Sunfish I would build myself a rocket to the moon and escape because Ocean Sunfish are scary. Most things that live in the sea are, but especially Ocean Sunfish.
Are you implying that there are kinds of fish that you'd be ok with gooseberry fool
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Re: Question for the ages

Post by Chocolate-Milk » Tue May 19, 2015 7:32 pm

Flag wrote:It depends on the variety of fish the other half was, because if it was an Ocean Sunfish I would build myself a rocket to the moon and escape because Ocean Sunfish are scary. Most things that live in the sea are, but especially Ocean Sunfish.
I dunno if we're thinking of the same fish here, but there are many things much, much worse than those stupid looking things.
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